Leave It For Next Year

I'm here to share a small epiph'ny:
I declare this day the start of LIFNY.
Leave It For Next Year - for what's the difny?
No one's about, it's nearly Chrifny
The work'll get done just as swiftny
Next year, so start right now, unwrap a giftny.
Drink some mulled wine, get slightly squifny.
Forget it all til two thousand fiftneey,
For next year will be here in a jiffny.
Take a break, have fun, enjoy your Chrifny
And from today just say you'll ‪#‎LIFNY‬.